Last question please!

(Source: Internet-gramattical errors are not mine!)

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in
your country?

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are
like gentlemen.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........

(Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?


Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own
Bullfight or Toro (Bull)

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ
in your >country?

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country
are like gossip or rumors.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your
Country?

Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like
thieves.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.


(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
>Applause!)


Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?


Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like
labourers.

Question: How can you say so?


Ms India: Because it works day and night......

> >(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?


Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia
are like Proton car.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
Applause!)


Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore
is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave
15 minutes before the show is over.

>Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause!


Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?

Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like
a space plane.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........