(Source: Internet-gramattical errors are not mine!)
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in
your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are
like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own
Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ
in your >country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country
are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your
Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like
thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
>Applause!)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like
labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
> >(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia
are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
Applause!)
Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore
is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave
15 minutes before the show is over.
>Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause!
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like
a space plane.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
A MOTHER'S LOVE
(Source: Internet)
A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on.
After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said:
1) For cutting the grass: $5.00
2) For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00
3) For going to the store for you: $.50
4) Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25
5) Taking out the garbage: $1.00
6) For getting a good report card: $5.00
7) For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00
Total owed: $14.75 +- R88
Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind.
She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he'd written on, and this is what she wrote:
1) For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me: NO CHARGE
2) For all the nights that I've sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you: NO CHARGE
3) For all the trying times, and all the tears that you've caused through the years: NO CHARGE
4) For all the nights that were filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead: NO CHARGE
5) For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose: NO CHARGE
6) Son, when you add it up, the cost of my love is: NO CHARGE
When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight at his mother and said,"Mom, I sure do love you."
And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote:
"PAID IN FULL".
*LESSON
You will never know how much your parents worth till you become a parent.
Be a giver not an asker, especially with your parents.
There is a lot to give, besides money.
ADVICE
IF your mom is alive and close to you, give her a big kiss and ask her for forgiveness.
IF she is far away - Call her.
If she passed away - Pray for her.
RELATED QUOTE
"God bless my mother, all that I am or ever hope to be I owe to her."
A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on.
After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said:
1) For cutting the grass: $5.00
2) For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00
3) For going to the store for you: $.50
4) Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25
5) Taking out the garbage: $1.00
6) For getting a good report card: $5.00
7) For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00
Total owed: $14.75 +- R88
Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind.
She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he'd written on, and this is what she wrote:
1) For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me: NO CHARGE
2) For all the nights that I've sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you: NO CHARGE
3) For all the trying times, and all the tears that you've caused through the years: NO CHARGE
4) For all the nights that were filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead: NO CHARGE
5) For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose: NO CHARGE
6) Son, when you add it up, the cost of my love is: NO CHARGE
When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight at his mother and said,"Mom, I sure do love you."
And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote:
"PAID IN FULL".
*LESSON
You will never know how much your parents worth till you become a parent.
Be a giver not an asker, especially with your parents.
There is a lot to give, besides money.
ADVICE
IF your mom is alive and close to you, give her a big kiss and ask her for forgiveness.
IF she is far away - Call her.
If she passed away - Pray for her.
RELATED QUOTE
"God bless my mother, all that I am or ever hope to be I owe to her."
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